About Me

When I was 1 years old my uncle was cooking instant ramen when suddenly, the scalding broth accidentally spilled on me. I was burned by ramen broth in my upper chest and the burn marks remain to this day. Ever since this life-changing event, I realized that in order to get revenge on the world, I needed to defeat all the ramen in the world. I don’t really understand why this happened, but that’s just how it is…